Problem: WordPress Causes Physical Pain

"Do you know what causes me physical pain? Wordpress!"

Problem: 5 empty bullets at bottom of every post

"HELP! Wordpress Ninjas: Anybody know why I'm getting 5 empty bullets at bottom of every post? http://bit.ly/affSs8

Complaint: No more WordPress!

"No more Wordpress sites. Please!"

Problem: Affiliate codes settings for WP Plugins

"Always read the license.txt files for WP Plugins: This Free Plugin is set to use our affiliate code 1 out of 5 times. *bah*"

Problem: You are actually not allowed to put Google AdSense on WordPress

"Did you know putting AdSense ad units on your WordPress.com blog is against the service’s Terms & Conditions? Much better to get yourself a web host and install the self-hosted version of WordPress so you have full control over the thing."

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Complaint: There is a problem

"Too bad, we didn't update the website this evening. There is a problem with the company called WordPress."

Problem: Can't paddle from California to Japan without serious planning

"Hearing about how Wordpress is a canoe. Floats. Steers. Holds ppl. But don't head from Cali to Japan in one w/o serious planning."